"Wow, ever since we've been scheduling these celebrity couple variety hours, sales of new TV sets have been skyrocketing!"

In all seriousness, isn't knowing the age of consent a good thing? I can see the skeevy sense of it, where someone would be looking for the youngest age they could legally bang someone, but ultimately this is worthwhile information for people to have.

"That movie was pretty decent. I mean, not world-class, but good jokes, the cast had great chemistry, and it was a lot of fun. They probably should have written a better character for the one black woman, I guess. Aside from that, I don't get the controversy. Maybe it'll make more sense if we watch the 1980s one."

What kind of business was this that the job of pronouncing "squirrel" was a vital task for an intern?

He's meeting us stinking hippies halfway here.

I get it!

And then it pulls back, and it turns out Randy is inside a snowglobe being stared at by a young autistic boy.

I feel like Neil Gaiman covers this pretty well: http://journal.neilgaiman.c…

I like the Joker - he's one of my favourite villains - but I think there's a danger in trying to go to deep with him. He likes killing people; it's pretty much all he likes doing. And he does it in ways that seem funny to him, like using Smilex. I had to roll my eyes at Leto's "the Joker is probably way old and into…

I think Mendelssohn would kill as the Joker in a live action 'Dark Knight Returns'. I always though the Joker had a trace of aging theatre actor in that book.

'Joker's Favour". An absolute classic. There's no sense in which roping this random dude into his scheme makes it easier. He just decides to do it for kicks. It was the perfect balance of goofiness and sociopathy.

And the thing was, he looked colourful, all purple and green, but the text describes his voice as dead and flat. There's a terrifying simplicity to his first appearance, which does nothing to explain why he looks or acts the way he does; he's just a murderer who happens to look like a playing card.

…Once!

The stories being fake is the one thing I can think of that's more obnoxious than them being real.

Jared Leto's not angry with you, just disappointed.

That frog can't really ride the unicycle. They just popped him there for the photo, then he got down again! *weeps*

They actually recognised that it was Arnold. They mostly know him as a former governor, and were terrified he might be trying to import American political values into Canada.

"Pop Rivets died as he lived: trying to get a laugh out of Medium Density Fibre-Board."

"Wait, I think that's just Schwarzenegger."

That's actually so much better in every way.