"Well here on Earth it's a bat, and we don't give a fuck about your culture, because this is America, Goddamnit, and you will assimilate! Now read this loyalty oath, you bat-themed fuck!"

Thankyou. Just … thankyou.

I'm gonna make my own John DiMaggio, with blackjack and hookers!

That will be the central conflict of the Justice League movie.

I had quite a crush on Ms Basinger back in her 'Batman' days. Glad to hear she's still working.

Hey, since you're here, I wanted to say congrats for working in a 'Bartleby, the Scrivener' joke. That made my day.

She's this film's Bear Jew!

I always thought if I were an editor or reviewer at a major publication and Disney called up offering some sweet cash to diss the DC movies, the first thing I'd do is ring around some of my friends at other outlets and see if they were being offered money as well. Because "Disney is bribing newspapers to trash their…

It will be watchable, in that it doesn't contain any specific unwatchability.

DC = D, C+ if you're lucky.

That's also my opinion of 'Inglorious Basterds'.

What bothered me about AoU is how many beats of the original it repeated. Alien entity with "father" issues and a chip on his shoulder, expressed through sardonic sneering? Check. The villain destroying the Avengers' base of operations? Check. Mind control/manipulation driving the heroes to do what the bad guys want?…

I had a bad feeling when they cast a black actor to play a character who is essentially an animal.

According to some nice men on Reddit, Rey was the bad guy in TFA, because Kylo Ren was just trying to be nice and treat her like an equal, and then she totally went psycho on him even though he had a bad upbringing and everything. After that, I kind of lost the thread because it was just the words "FEMINAZI CUCK WHITE…

I often have a dream where I have an important test to do and I'm in my underwear. Does that count?

That's a fair and articulate summation of the movie.

I read that in a chipper radio announcer voice: "A reminder that 'Rod Thunder: Nazi Smasher' is brought to you by Acid Squid, the way America gets high! Mary-Jane's not taking your calls anymore? Cocaine's become a pain? Use Acid Squid!"

Ooh, short answer, "yes with an if", long answer, "no … with a but".

Suicide Squad Barbie?

Cartoon villains are a lot more depressing than they were when I was a kid.