The state of cock is Florida, right?

I think now's the perfect time for him to make a big splash.

"That … that fucking 'Dat Boi' frog. What the fuck's all that about? Oh, big deal, he's on a unicycle. I did a fucking dance. That took skill, man. Whatever. Enjoy it while it lasts, 'Dat Boi'. Enjoy it while it .. hey can I get another goddamned whiskey over here?"

Takes the crappy dialogue
And she does her best.

"That's not how kryptonite works!"

"I suggest lobster Zoidberg. I mean lobster Neuberg. I mean Whoopi Zoidberg."

Whoopie Billingham?

These reboots keep getting weirder.

And wait till you see his ads for milkshakes!

It's a good drop.

His own distilled rage.

It's like having a GED, without the E.

Or … are they?

Disney's animation studios are actually powered by children's tears. It's a little cruel but it's great for the environment,

I only watch animated films on vinyl. They're so much warmer.

Insect transformer cars? That sounds great, especially if the bugs are really grotesque looking. Sell that idea to a toy company, stat!

Always take a bison swimming on the first date.

"Wait, you're into it? Man, that's a boner-killer."

"You just want to be my friend? But that means your vagina is just going to waste!"

The Friend Zone is like the Phantom Zone, yes? A desolate hellscape filled with the worst of humanity.