*pause* "You're fired."

It'll be foodles of fun!

Trump tweets picture of self eating bowl of chili nut M&Ms with caption, "I love Hispanics!"

The Whale Blubber Kit Kats remain controversial.

Hey, they have to cut jokes like that to give more time for celebrities playing themselves in gratingly unfunny ways.

The A.V. Club

He was hoping for a Graham cracker.

Crack cocaine comes in orange these days? Well, that adds a little pep.

I think we should all lay of ZebedeeDooDah. They're as normal as I am.

The guy who cut up George Washington?

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

There was one scene that shot him in profile that made me think, "Give him another 5-10 years and a few extra kilos, and he'll be ready to play mid-level mafia characters."

So … what were they in the 20th century?

I'm sick of all this slander. J Edgar Hoover is not, and never has been, a zombie; he's a non-corporeal entity of pure malice who from time to time takes human form.

LBJ was positive towards African-American people? A thing I genuinely did not know.

Elaine and Jerry seemed pretty anti-pony. Or maybe just anti the people who had them.

A Hand Solo is my name for … well, I think you can imagine.

I'm really hoping they don't end up making a series of films that destroys the fascinating mystique of Porkins.

I will turn 'The Man Who Was Thursday' into seven different films about each member of the cabal, and you will like it, damnit!

I believe Captain Phasma locked down that role in 'The Force Awakens'.