She also makes a mean bathtub gin.

We just need Maggie Smith to play the madame at the whorehouse.

Is Yosemite in the West? He seemed okay with that.

No, Morpheos can say it as much as they like. You can't. Go wash your mouth out with soap, you little cockhole.

But that's the problem! I don't know the rest of the story! No one's ever told me!

Sounds like something a heartless space-CEO would say…

Eh, if you call that living.

And that's why Arby's fired you.

I think that someone making fun of a movie is the last bastion of a film's memorability. Say what you like about 'The Wicker Man' (Cage edition), we're still making "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?" and "NOT THE BEES!" jokes. But if people aren't even mocking you, I think you failed to make an impact.

"Welcome to another thrilling half-hour of the 'Avatar' show! In our last installment, Sully had just discovered that the alluring Miss Carruthers was actually a Nazi saboteur! Yowzers!"

There are movies that are one-offs but stay lodged in the public consciousness. People will still quote "the first rule of Fight Club" or know what you mean when you say "People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden". 'Fight Club' is well remembered because it had iconic moments that people felt they hadn't…

I hear the amount of regard he gets is also insufficient.

Let's find out.

I'd say it's more than just being "self-controlled"; Laura at one point suggest that he's not even alive, in any real sense. There's definitely a feeling that he's out of tune with the rest of the world, which makes some sense when you learn more about his character. I don't think he's actually half-asleep, but I…

"Let's try to build on that."

"His magic" is his name for his penis.

"Martha Curry?"

A huge explosion. A flash of green.

"Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on."

If the next film announced that he was Mr. Mxyzptlk pretending to be Luthor, it would suddenly make a lot of sense.