But it did allow you to execute the members of the Math Club for high treason.

"Dude … does this mean we start buying weed from the band kid now?"

Nooooooooooo! The Shia LaBeouf meme was all I had left!

I always thought it was because you crashed a giant iceberg into it and killed Leonardo DiCaprio.

The perfect fusion of the stereotype of Irishmen being irascible drunks and the stereotype of Irishmen being affable chaps with a twinkle in their eye.

Mono-Sodium Glutemate.

If you go on Craigslist, I'm sure there'd be someone who's into it. They might even have their own bell.

They'll be given cushy jobs!

Twitter is a private company that gets to decide what statements it wants to give a platform to. To this end, they make you agree to their terms in order to use their service. If you violate those terms, they revoke their service. Simple as that. They have a right to decide what messages they disseminate. Anyone can…

The reason I tend to take against the "slippery slope" argument these days is because I find it lazy. It seems to suggest, "Oh, if we say this is bad, then we have to keep looking at everything else and decide it it's bad as well, and we'll never stop." And my response to that is, "So?" You ask who decides what's…

Apart from 'Punch Drunk Love' - which I think we'd all agree is something different - I've never seen a Sandler film. I remember friends of mine talking pretty highly of 'Billy Madison' and 'Happy Gilmore', but I watched the trailers and the Sandler persona just irked me so much that I never wanted to see the films.…

That's gotta hurt!

If I went back to the 90s it would mostly just be to yell at myself and others, "Stop it with this heavy cynicism and only liking things ironically. No one's impressed by it now, people will be even less impressed by it in the future, and it's emotionally draining for all concerned. Oh, and if you're a fan of Agent…

Well, I was there under you, and if you'd just asked me I could have told you.

I could practically hear the sad violin music as I read it.

In your face, Bitterman!

*monocle drops from eye socket in shock*

He really killed in Poland.

I'm imagining some staffer trying to explain 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' to Trump:

Tool's "Stinkfist".