I feel like that's just covering your bases. I can see Trump saying to Pence, "Mike, I need you on my team. Don't get me wrong, I don't like gay people or women, but I don't have the burning, fear-based loathing of them that you do. I need you to bring that to my campaign."

Fun fact: the word "fun" refers to experiences or activities that produce enjoyment, relaxation and/or amusement.

In fact, forget the network and the blackjack.

Vader was redeemable. Ailes … not so much.

Didn't you read the article? He's Sicilian, the most oppressed ethnic group in history!

I do know of the man, but I remembered reading that the show had a "swearing consultant" for Tucker (whose name I don't know), which made me wonder who writes his dialogue and to what extent.

Prince Reibus sounds like the name of the psychotic, inbred, giggling villain in some made-for-TV fantasy movie.

When you put it like that, it makes me question the idea that Jimmy Carter was history's greatest monster.

I think this is actually the Onion staff taking a paid holiday. They're going to copy the news straight from other sources, no one will be able to tell, and they have more time for margaritas.

It's the kind of thing you read, and then you say to your brain, "Hey decode this for me." And your brain just says, "Look, pal, I'm not a miracle worker here. You gotta give me some semblance of logic, okay?"

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." - Marco Rubio, the night he dropped out of the race.

And before that, "The Far Left Lesbian Shitasses". They were convinced to drop "the", because it's cleaner.

Having read Grammer's autobiography, I can say that he's very fond of the word "fuck", but that may be where the similarities end.

It's a typo. It was meant to refer to one of her many Franklin Delano Roosevelt impersonators, but the last two letters got transposed.

So you're a regular account until you see you're needed, then you duck into a phone booth, change into your gimmick attire, and leap forth to save the day?

But how many of those shitfucks had his current wife's way with words?

I remember talking about that with some friends. One of them said, "And later in the same interview he talks about being on foodstamps" before they were corrected by someone else saying, "It was in the same sentence!"

I had the same thought. Nothing suggests to me that the 'AD' folks are irredeemable arseholes, so how did that work on a day to day basis?

Winkler may not always keep his cool like the Fonz, but being a father has given him plenty of Happy Days.

I was curious about that. Normally when you say you want someone to blow up the nation's capital, you end up on some sort of watch list.