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The answer is none. None more stupidity and bullshit.

But she's so adorkā€¦

"Has this variation on a Simpsons quote been peer reviewed? Then it's getting flagged, damnit!"

"Shitfuck" is also an interesting one. It's the kind of swearing done by someone who has no eloquence in them at all, and are just jamming two curse words together with the belief that it doubles the offensiveness. There's an art to swearing: ask Billy Connolly, or whoever writes Malcolm Tucker's dialogue.

I guess he showed you who's in charge.

Yeah, I got to the end of the opening paragraph, scrolled up, and was like, "Yep."

"We're going to build a wall, and we're going to make the Tieflings pay for it."

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuclear Winter!
Turn your land to snow!

They were just happy to be included.

I read that as "pasties" at first, and so imagined a gigantic Lizard Person stripper wearing a couple of living Illuminati members over its nipples.

Vatican 2: Ecumenical Boogaloo.

Their response to 'Fury Road' was hilarious. The first thing they wrote was that it was an insult to a classic American film hero, which was the first indication that these fellas weren't going to let a few facts get in the way of them being angry.

Shah-nah-nah-nah

"Look, just go back to some other country that isn't here! I don't want to be doing all this thinking!"

She says she likes the way you do it better.

Playing a song that another person already went to the trouble of writing? What a bunch of slackers!

Annoydable!

I learned how to make out with my mother from that movie!

Anyone remember that song by the Darkness, 'One Way Ticket to Hell (and Back!)'? I'm not sure they ever quite got the hang of one-way tickets.

They were actually just chosen at random. Someone has to pay the Price. Someone must be sacrificed to appease the Others.