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It's political correctness gone reasonable!

I gotta say, the last couple of nights my girlfriend and I have gone out for walks late at night when it's nice and quiet to look for Pokemon, and it's been a really nice, sweet way to spend some time out of the house. Now, you could say that we could take these walks without Pokemon Go, and that's true, but I'll

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"You bastard! You played Pokemon Go without me!"

I mean, some of us are self-loathing as well, but that pretty much sums it up.

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Super Mario Go will be a huge hit, until people twig that it's just a scam by a plumbing company to get free labour.

My favourite is Professor The Larch.

I think Eat Up Martha is just busy feeding the Shoggoth.

- Sean O'Neal.

Or in a quantum nexus … of.

I once met a man on my way to St. Ives…

"Gotta neg them all!" - Brock

"Lois, there's a very good chance my dick could literally fuck you to death, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Jimmy, set up the camera."

I don't want to think about a day when Brad Dourif is no longer with us, but it's nice to know we'll be covered when it happens.

Look, if 'Battlefield: Earth' has taught us anything, it's that there is literally no such thing as too many Dutch angles.

He does get biz-ay. Thorougly and consistently.

Who are you, Rowdy Roddy Peeper?

He spends his time on the internet, sarcastically asking people to tell him more about their thoughts and opinions on things.