"He said a dirty word!"

I think I'll read this while enjoying a nice mug of … ovaltine.

I believe it's "toiban".

"Typical man. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're off to brag to the boys."

A Lego treehouse would be awesome, but it's possibly too intricate a set to create. Plus I don't know how established the dimensions are.

But all Scotsmen lie about it. I should know, I am one.

Have you tried the AV Club's very own branded whiskey, O'Neal's? It's the only thing to wash away the taste of bile and seething rage.

SERENITY NOW!

I just don't see it as generating any kind of discussion. If you have a genuine problem with the film - like, for example, Ghost of Eazy E objecting to the portrayal of the sole black Ghostbuster - then that can be the start of the kind of pop culture debate this site specialises in. But if all you have to offer is…

I find the fact that you equate taking joy in small things with not being human rather disquieting.

"Oh no, Power Racists"?

"You know what will have people thinking of deliciousness when they think of our product? Water, the most flavourful substance known to man."

Yeah, I went to Dachau. Everyone in my group behaved, but we did get a little talk from our tour guide first to remind us where we were.

So, if I shat in both hands, is that a problem?

It wouldn't get the budget it needs, and Marvel wouldn't want to squander one of its biggest properties, but I believe a TV series is where Spider-Man belongs rather than another movie. You have the time to see Peter grow into the role of being a superhero, you can introduce increasingly more powerful villains week by…

"Honey, I'm really worried about Jake's new ability to melt things with his mind."

"Does whiskey count as beer?" - Homer J. Simpson.

It's true that black people weren't exactly "asked" to come to America. Saying, "No thanks, I'm not really in the mood" was not one of the presented options.

Maybe we should spend a little less time jacking off the PLANET, trying to get a pearl necklace made of oil, MAN.

The Blu-Ray for 'Fuck Sluts Go Cum Nuts 9' is worth the money for the audio commentary alone.