Sure, he wants to blind the guy as retaliation, but he would never rob him of the beauty of listening to an Elfman score. That would be cruel.

Are you saying that enjoying a toy and doing what you can to make the world a better place are mutually exclusive activities? Because I might need to see your research on that.

No, I'm not a began, just a begetarian.

I have a simple strategy for avoiding this stuff; I simply don't do what Donny Don't does.

That the quote is supposed to be some kind of relatable statement on life suggests to me that the originator believes buckets play a greater role in most people's lives than they actually do.

All that beef didn't help either.

Which shark are we meant to like again? Left or Right?

Oh, crap!

Huzzah!

Hey, society may have been pretty mean to Lloyd, but I don't think anyone accused him of creating Jar Jar. Our sadism has limits.

In Internet 2.0, people kill cigarette!

I believe you mean #tealizard.

What's this about Chewbacca Mom?

Psychological trauma can be very debilitating and painful. Being triggered can lead to panic attacks, disassociation, and other horrible things, which, while they might not literally kill a person, can do significant damage. What's wrong with a warning that can give someone a chance to avoid all that?

Done! Boy, fetch me my barrow of cocaine!

So, I haven't seen the film yet and therefore can't comment on its quality, but I can say this is a well written review. It mentions the elephant in the room without dwelling on it over much, it compares the film to the original (once again, without letting that dominate), and then gets right down to the nitty-gritty…

On that note, you could try being more irascible.

WHERE WERE YOU FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO?

I don't know what's going on here but I WILL SKULLFUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU!

The thing is, you don't have to say "I'm not going to watch this movie". You can keep that to yourself, and maybe should, since it's a comment that really contributes nothing to the conversation. You may as well go into any comment thread and say, "I'm not going to eat an eggplant panini." It's not information we…