Is it because you keep threatening to sue Naptser? I'm telling you man, let it go.

He's no banana cream pie.

Sad but true.

Only 90s astronauts will remember this.

It's like when Anne Frank had to sign Frank Stallone's diary.

I'm going to go with "dump-truck full of money".

"Feels like I've been dead for no time at all!"

*The Mummy, walking around town with her sassy new best friend, spots a group of young black men rapping in a park*
MUMMY: "Say, what are those young people doing?"
SASSY FRIEND: "Seriously? You don't know what rap is?"
MUMMY: "Oh, believe me, I know all about wraps!"
*cue laugh-track*

You can stand under her umbrella.

Medically Induced Lactation Frenzy?

I feel I would like Two Fucks for Bela's opinion here.

I think you only get to wear a toilet paper bikini one time. They don't have a great deal of structural integrity.

The Woman in Mould

I used to have to leap FIFTEEN tall buildings just to get to school each day.

It adds three … girth units.

I am looking forward to the point where the movie is no longer in cinemas, the DVD and Blu-Ray releases are old news, and the cast no longer has to worry about bad-mouthing the film or anything to do with it. That's when I expect to see lots of articles titled, "Will Smith calls Leto 'the biggest asshole I've ever…

I imagine they were just trying to lure him somewhere they could jump him and chuck a straightjacket on him. Not because he has a mental illness, just to remove him from society.

Unfortunately the house was DAMAGED.

It's really fucking icky. "Hey, the mentally ill and socially disenfranchised are the perfect fodder for my take on a comic book character! Of course, if it turns out they don't fit my concept, I'll just ignore the whole thing!"

I'm not actually planning on ever having kids, but if I did, I reckon I'd let them enjoy the things they want to enjoy. To borrow your analogy, if a child of mine pointed to a $3 plastic toy car and said how much they wanted it, I doubt I'd respond by saying, "But that's a piece of shit! How about you have this…