Yes to all of this.

Plenty of news stories have commented on the looks of female politicians; it's happened to Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. And male actors, who are often also quite attractive, don't get written about in this way. It's a thing that happens to women.

Thankyou for that deeply depressing look into your reasoning for reading celebrity profiles, and your low opinion of other straight men. I'm also a heterosexual man (though I'm comfortable enough in my orientation to not have to qualify it with an exact percentage), and I tend to read profiles about actors because I'm…

I can't upvote this enough.

Which, if I know my Simpsons, means I need the most attention.

Goddamn, I'm sad to hear that MLA. If it helps at all (and it might not) I treasure the contribution you make here. It'd certainly be easy for you to just pop in with some memes and a coupla Simpsons quotes, but you actually work to make this space more interesting, more inclusive, and use your experiences to open up…

I also misspelled Edgar Allan Poe's name. So NOW who's the stupid one, huh?

Exactly. So damn lazy.

Two things.

I love the "tall but only with the help of certain shoes" bit. It's so bizzarely meaningless. He may as well say, "She's capable of travelling at over 50 miles per hour, but only when inside a car or similar motorised vehicle."

They are legitimately scary creatures who can disembowel you with one kick.

I just imagined how insufferable a porn video comment by Cohen would be:

"And change the name to just 'Bazooms'. It's cleaner."

10/10.

Second.

James Kirk in space is #notmystartrek!

What happened to that gimmick, anyway? I kinda liked it.

Question: is he?

AV Club Whipping Boy is, but I believe Idiotking's got that one sewn up.