I'll be your Huckleberry.

She had "dangerously blue eyes", the hussey!

Great Scott!

"All things are about Ghostbusters, Meth Lab Shenanigans. Except this."

Huh. Last time I heard people discussing it, I was told there were no confirmed cases (and in the famous case, while general consensus is that the mother didn't kill her kid, there wasn't onclusive proof that it was a dingo either), but I guess I'm behind the times.

There were some liberties taken.

We lost that battle a long time ago.

At the risk of distracting from the very important point of this article, I would also like to mention, as an Australian, that I'm not convinced Cohen knows that my country is a real place and not some fantastic realm accessible only via magic wardrobe. He describes us as being fifty years behind America, a "throwback…

*William Randolph Hearst nods in agreement*

"Gothic poet turned lawyer Edgar Allen Poe and his wacky raven sidekick are taking on the cases no one else in Nepenthe City wants to touch. The system may be tough, but not as tough as an attourney with a whole lot of tell-tale heart. 'Poe's Law', coming to NBC this fall."

Nah, it's all good. We all get lost in the depth of the AV Club's injokes sometimes.

I like 'em both, and you, incidentally.

Cut it out you two! Now, I want one of you to call the other a fascist neckbearded dickbag this instant! This is The Internet, after all.

I'm actually concerned that more people these days are saying, "Yeah, I am a racist, and I'm okay with that." There actually was an Australian politician who said, quite seriously, "People have the right to be bigots."

Just for the record, please don't.

Why'd it take Apple so long to bring out the white guns?

I remember the skin-crawling horror I felt when I saw people trying to use bullshit justifications like this when Tamir Rice was shot. I was thinking, "This was a little kid, murdered by police. Why are you looking for a justification for this? Why aren't you just consumed by shame and revulsion? Who the fuck are you…

Is this too serious an issue to get the "it can be two things" treatment?

Fun fact: here in Australia, a conservative fucknut by the name of Mal Brough held a fundraiser where one of the menu items was named after Julia Gillard, the red-haired prime minister at the time. Called "Julia Gillard Kentucky Fried Quail", it was described as "Small breasts, huge thighs served with a big red box".

He can't really explain it.