Only 90s kids remember how we used to besmirch Hillary Clinton!

It was probably Michael Brown for me, which seems pretty bad, though I live in Australia so a lot of this stuff didn't get reported here until recently. I was a kid when Rodney King was attacked, but I have vague memories of it being something people were talking about.

Damn Hollywood. Where are the movies with decent premises and lousy execution being made today so they can be remade in 30 years?

A seasoned doctor? Is he covered with thyme? Rosemary? Just a bit of salt and pepper so as to not overpower his natural flavours?

Isn't that fucked up?

I feel sorry for this woman. Clearly she's arrived here from the 90s through a rip in space-time and is understandably disoriented.

Hey, the AV Club's gotta put in a few jokes for the creepy white guys in the audience.

Vedder, the Pepsi to Cornell's Coke.

As far as I'm concerned, the most important things is that this film has the perfect music … to do drugs to.

Firstly, while I obviously can't speak for all people with depression, as someone who suffers from it myself I find 'Bojack Horseman' incredibly affecting and relatable in its depiction of the condition. Bojack describes it in one episode in almost exactly the same way I've described my depression.

A song about abortion, as it happens.

He's off to the stock market to do a business.

Not according to George Takei it's not.

Whatever you say, your worshipfulness.

The re-writing process is surprisingly quick.

Is Ben Folds' "Brick" too dark?

Maybe you could make a movie where Secretariat is pitched against a thematically opposed horse who sees him as a threat to racing and decides to take him down, until a touching scene towards the end where they realise they're both ridden by jockeys named Martha.

To boldly go where no man has gone before, at least as far as we remember. A lot of the last few years is kind of a blur.

She's really funny.

Right? It's like they think they know more than the people with degrees in Cross Platform Synergistic Brand Integration who make these films.