"Don't do it, Lara! Some things are meant to stay buried!"

You're so right. The industry is already, what's the word, stacked against women.

People always get this wrong. It's Dr. Tomb Raider, and Tomb Raider's monster.

I agree with half of that statement.

Tomb Laid Her.

Eh, you're just paying for the brand. Generic Rectal Itch is just as good.

I'm not picking up that phone. Last time I did that, I answered what seemed a perfectly innocent question about my fridge's operation and was left feeling quite the fool.

I watched the original pilot recently, the one with Pike instead of Kirk. Doctor Not-Bones is actually drinking with Pike as he treats him.

They could have made Kirk bi. I understand there's a section of the fandom that's already pretty keen on that interpretation.

I remember when I first heard about the internment camps for Japanese-Americans, and how deeply fucked up it was. It's one of those things Americans like to leave out of their "heroes of World War II" narrative.

"I am Gay and I'm Also Scotty".

Oh your!

Our pot-smoking friend My Hero Zero is right!

Back then, quarters had pictures of horse phalluses on them. "Give me four horse dicks for a dollar", you'd say.

"Harry, could I have a word with you?"

Beautiful reference!

It's German. It means, "The wanna wanga, the."

Can we see Stewart in a lobster costume again?

Also, from what I heard, his professionalism inspired the rest of the cast, who were lukewarm on the show, to up their game and take their roles more seriously.

"Make it so, monn sherry."