"Why don't you listen to some classic music, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motorhead?" - Arnold Rimmer, 'Red Dwarf'.

It rescues women who have been in prison camps so long their clothes have rotted off. And then they start to kiss.

Suck a dick, Albert Schweitzer!

If this movie involves a 'Reservoir Dogs' "Stuck in The Middle With You" style scene featuring Rupert Grint's ear being cut off, then I'm in!

So, while the AV Club was on its long-weekend break and I was desperate for a fix, I went back through some of the old Newswires I'd missed. (I ended up gong back about two or three weeks, partially because I was looking for the E. Buzz Miller/Miss Anthropy obit article.) And as I was reading some of the old comments,…

"It's a real thing. Google it." - Bing.

Revenge is a dish best soft-served cold.

I need more details on this project. Surely someone out there's got the scoop?

Galilego.

"Man, this menu looks good! We'll have two of everything!"

I always like your work, Power Girl, but you're on fire today.

And that's saying something.

I read that as "What are you burying today?" and wondered if there was a serial-killer requirement for the AV Club commentariat that I'd missed.

You know who you have nothing significant in common with as far as I'm aware? HITLER!

I kind of get the feeling that's Trump's motivation for running fro president.

I imagine the social security and inheritance procedures of the Marvel/DC universes would be a nightmare.

I wish more people knew this.

Even Neil Gaiman's 'Sandman', one of my favourite comics ever and an award-winner, has a pretty rough start.

That's a good analogy. We're talking about things that are pre-existing (iconic comic book character/field of knowledge), that someone has provided a new slant on (genius who has thrived in adversity rather than inherited privilege/I don't know what you teach so I can't say), but that would benefit more from someone…

People always talk about the bulging, improbably large muscles and the lack of feet, but for me the best/worst Liefeld trick is guns that aren't held in hands; they're just sort of floating there, hand adjacent.