Ferguson is near the airport and has a great little diner
No joke

That guy's junk is right between the two all beef patties.

Phyllis late husband was the uncle of the founder of Schlafly. She sued her nephew in law over the naming of the beer even though he was born into the name and she married into it. Horrible woman!

I hope the girls don't want to go to the airport pancakes house

Schlafly beer (unaffiliated with the repugnant 790 yr old Phyllis Schlafly) is served in the Southwest terminal at Lambert St. Louis Intl Airport.

I prefer Harry Chapin's "The Sniper" to really get the party started!

Philly folks, did Veterans Stadium really look that run down in the 80s when it would have only been 15 yrs old or so? (built in 71 according to the video at the end of the episode chronicling it's demo in 2004)
I'm in St. Louis and our old Busch Stadium built in 1966 showed some age before it was replaced in 2006 with…

Well that's a given.

Works better with an 8 track

I was at my local watering hole on Saturday and someone put actual money in the jukebox to play the same 5 Taylor Swift songs that are in constant rotation on the radio. Why??

Counterpoint: Get Hard, it's funny cuz it sounds like you're talking about a schlong, but really you're not ya know?

Paul Giamatti slinks away

Parker Lewis Can't Lose

10 grand!

Suffering partner of a man who packs 7 kimonos for a 48 hour trip in Best in Show

I remember when she only had fifteen

Wank Space?

So masturbating with it might not be a good idea?

It would probably still cause crippling diarrhea
Just sayin

Backstage at "FOX and Friends"?