It's L.A. so…Parking Dead?
No one walks

Everything sexual I do is clueless so…

I'll bring the Mike's Hard Lemonade

It just came right out

Do teenagers still hang out at malls?

They have to drink something before they yell "woo"

Yet their legs never tan

I also heard he went to a mall and ate everything at the mall and they had to close the mall

And Orleans "Stiller The One"

When I saw "tasty slice of fuck the man" I thought I was reading Savage Love

Chunnell!

All wine all wine all wine!

Down his leg while high?

Some people think in order to be a "real" father you need to produce another human with your genetic material.
Some people are also fucking stupid.

I can think of 2 instances in 1991 alone.
Saw Queensryche because Suicidal Tendencies opened for them and later that summer went to Steve Winwood because Robert Cray was the opener.

Can Major Granddad be far behind?

Then you gotta suck all of them
Dems da rules

Yeah but what kind of movie would it be if the two girls just checked into a hotel room for the night?

Gotta make the special sauce somehow

Google it