They'll stop when they get it right

Donald Sutherlands ass should have been a tip off

Luckily they were saved when Ronnie the Hero marched into the Oval Office and proclaimed "Efficiency, Schmicency!"

God's Not Subtle

Like?

So I guess one childless couple being "gifted" a baby wasn't subtle enough to convey what the writers thought of those of us without kids.

I knew you would say that.

Ooh, a smug atheist. Who saw that coming?

"Fallen (off the bone)"

Or grass. Now I want to put on some old George Carlin records

This thread is becoming a cess(na) pool

Gold chains and power tools
What a winning combination!

Sitcom wife: Hey Josef, quit Stalin and mow the grass!
Stalin: It's on my five year plan

I'm pretty sure Star Wars is the one with the little wizard boy.

When I saw this headline I was hooked!

If only this novel was about young Americans agreeing to kill and be killed by young Middle Easterners and the website was sponsored by Halliburton you'd have Dick Cheney's wank book!

Hence why they want Dirk Diggler to star

Lighten up, they're a gas!

The Cosmic Ballet goes on

I hope they'll have plenty of egg noodles and ketchup!