The closest Whole Foods to me is in a "lifestyle centre" that includes an REI and Container Store, so there's usually too many assholes in the parking lot for me to want to bother.

Home Schooling Arizona

I don't know the whole thing seems a little fishy

(Stands over charred remains of big ol cheeseburger)
You forgot SHRILLARY

Joel 19:83—Thou shalt not covet another man's Uptown Girl. Also, Keepeth the faith

They also think it's quite dangerous for ships to go that close to the horizon as they might fall of the edge of the earth

Loved the episode, but did they really need to go to the tired stereotype of women who choose not to be mothers as child hating career obsessed monsters ala Kathryn Hahns character?

She's having an affair. Xena needs Xex and Ron is too into his wood.

Yeah but are you ROTF?

I've been calling him Crandall

I won't give up on that baby

Here in the Midwest we joke that Illinois without Chicago is like Kentucky without the bourbon and horses. What is New York State without NYC?

He'll do it later. Right now he's gotta go pick up the shirt he loaned Katy Perry for the half time show.

It's OK, just make sure you roll your eyes when you masturbate to it

More importantly how did we in the middle class survive before massive upper class tax cuts allowed wealth to trickle down to us?
Oh yeah, with a home of our own on one salary.

Here in St. Louis the house where they filmed Susan Sarandon and James Spader gettin it on in White Palace sold recently.

You could go to his office and bang him and tell him to be more funny like Homer Simpson did to his TV.

Sarah Palin wants in on that action

Yeah I saw that on Trillion Dollar Listing

Yeah SNL has to be the only 39 1/2 yr old ever to rush their 40th bday