Women get all the breaks!

Global warming happened.

Maeby.

To note, I couldn't care less about the quality of the books/movies themselves. Lord knows I watch/read some garbage.

I read all that.

U rite. U rite.

For example, read Perlstein's Before the Storm. Wealthy right-wingers bought a book that wasn't even written by Goldwater and then gave them out to everyone they could find.

Conservatives do the best rimming. They've got no shame at all.

They don't have solutions because there are no solutions. We're in a massive race to the bottom with the rest of the world. %95 of the jobs performed in America can be performed by someone on the other side of the planet for a 1/5th of the cost, but it's not exactly like people can pay a 1/5th of their rent or pay a…

J.P., I don't think you understand. Read again.

No, they also jerk off in their offices.

Heidegger? *drops pants*

Yes, I'm sure the mighty Canadian army was licking their lips at the thought of crossing the border once we slashed our military budget by %95 and reduced our gun-toting population by hunders of millions.

I hope you enjoy the disease that shall not be named consuming your entire body until you're nothing but an empty shell.

Pretty much this. Graphics might get smoothed out a little, but there isn't going to be any huge leaps in quality for the remainder of this console cycle.

This was the best concert they've given in 20 years. *drum roll*

Or you just suck, which is the much easier explanation.

You are a freedom fighter, truly a patriot.

Does this involve a lot of dildos?

TV Y U NO LISTEN TO ME?!?!? *TROLL FACE*