"Mr. Zuckerberg just rejected my friend request on Facebook! Kill all humans!!!"

Coldplay undoubtedly made 5 albums in a row. Too made they were all massive piles of monkey shit.

I'll have you know I killed a bus filled with Asians after listening to "Yellow" on a 48-hour non-stop loop.

David Beckham.

There are more hookers to beat up per capita in D.C. than any other American city. True story.

I'm with BB&T, which is actually run by a bunch of religious fundies if I'm not mistaken. They definitely push that free market, Ayn Rand bs.

If by "vast", you mean "non-existant", then yes, there is a vast online movement.

Down with Zimmern?

Do you think the guy in the three thousand dollar suit cares about free shipping?

I got 99 problems, but copyright infringement ain't one.

Erm, the reason ScarJo doesn't date guys that work at Hobo Joe's is because SHE is too high maintenance/crazy?

Why he didn't spend the rest of his life plugging Padma Lakshmi I'll never even begin to understand.

Best song of the last 5 years maybe, except for all those other songs that might be better but I'm forgetting.

People like Newman are the reason the postal service is going to shut down.

What are red heads worth?

Am I the only one that thinks AV Club should do reviews of classic games the way they go back and talk about old tv shows? I'm thinking Toejam and Earl, Castlevania, and so on.

The people that complain about how tough the Souls games are have probably only been gaming in the last 10 years. Games used to be a pain in the ass back in the day.

Steve Jobs… shipped what could have been hundreds of thousands of decent paying manufacturing jobs overseas to the modern day equivalent of slave laborers, keeps the prices of his products ridiculously inflated thus disproving the notion that Americans would not be willing to pay for products made by Americans with…

More Sports Night please. K thanks.

Pittsburgh pizza >>>>> all other pizza.