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Spike Lee tweets Tupac's address

The difference being that Wahlberg is extremely unlikely to be shot and killed on a movie set unless he's making a Jon Erik Hexxum or Brandon Lee biopic.

Quibble that's admittedly unfair to Will Harris: Isn't the dog's name "Colin Furth"?

I don't have any children, and I agree completely. Irresponsibility is only funny to the extent that real consequences can be glazed over or ignored entirely.

I did, after giving the pilot a shot on Hulu. I'll not be revisiting The Tomorrow People.

The network execs came up one letter short of "interesting."

Grudging respect for one aspect of Mark Wahlberg's worldview?

I imagine the inside of Wes Anderson's skull looks like one of those clockwork and assembly line deals shown in old Tex Avery cartoons when a character gets an x-ray.

Tiny Lister Jr., the president in The Fifth Element, would make a good Kingpin.

Or smile, at least. He's now slightly richer.

She made a lot of people a lot of money. Whether she did so by creating great art is completely beside the point.

But, but … Daredevil can't watch Daredevil on television.

The Detente of the Dahlias

By the Son of Shaft!

Reform School Oranges

Po-tay-toe / Pa-TAH-toe, apparently

I was actually hoping for a Borscht-belt reply along the lines of "That what my wife told the divorce lawyer!"

"shorter … penises … expected"

Look, if you have to explain the joke, Kenny Powers will have to kick your ass.