I'll watch Lili Taylor in anything. She is my "huh, really?" celebrity girlfriend.

Hey, @Phil Dyess-Nugent: That Grey's Anatomy joke was about Virginia mistaking the surgeon's command, "Close!" for the therapist's quest for "closure."

Jason Alexander: "Blofeld's getting ANGRY!"

We don't need another Zero Zero Seven.

Wouldn't "Beyond Thunderball" be "Milky Discharge"?

Right. How few teraseconds before a Web-based Necronomicon encounters a "Klaatu barada nikto" quote?

20 million books copied out longhand by nine-year-olds is a Bangladeshi publishing house.

Good. I like Dwayne Johnson as an actor.

"Spinning Newspapers Injure Printer"

So … Fox sold a Fox show to Fox?

Put this on TLC: Say YES to the Incest

*head explodes; body slumps over comically*

C'mon. This sounds exactly as funny as The Day After or On the Beach.

*slits @Dikachu:disqus 's throat*

Putting this out there as a poll rather than as a claim to grammar Nazism, am I the only person whose head explodes every time he reads "people that"?

If you were "alternate captain/aide," as voted by your fellow curlers, that would be the icing on the stone.

The IOC should let curlers drink during matches.

Say what you will, but as this very website convinced me a couple of months ago, the existence of this Weakerthans' song justifies the existence of curling all by itself: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Doing the math, I think Kevin MacFarland just made a dodectupal entendre.

Sounds like an infectious idea.