The headline is a lie. It promises Ke$ha's resignation.

Turtle needs work.

"Say hi to your onion smother, for me"

Great, great song, I'm also partial to "Indianapolis," "Gravity Fails" and "Welfare Music."

Driver Distracters
Pedestrian Impeders
Solipsizers

This item really needs link to "Weird Al" Yankovic's "White and Nerdy" video.

Turtle will play The Great A'Tun the next BBC4 adaptation of a Terry Pratchett Diskworld novel.

Torn. Lyricists absolutely should be paid for publication, but aren't all lyrics site essentially nonprofit endeavors? I'd be floored to learn that any actually made money.

NBC's New Motto: "Fuck it. We got nothing else."

After reading about Cosby's plans, I'll be muttering "Dose'r b-terrible b-ideas" under my breath all day.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson can sing. He may not be tall enough to play a giant, though.

ROUSes — Reams of Unlistenable Songs

What the Fokk is wrong with you?

What's the age difference? By Hollywood standards, shouldn't De Niro be married to Witherspoon?

"Shame" is pretty low on the list of emotions Hollywood types feel on any given day.

The original 10 Things is great, and Ledger is great in it.

20 Things I Hate About You

"New Films Thor Losers"

The guy on first.

*Steve McQueen does walk-on one-liner in a MacFarlane cartoon*