Maybe "epidemic" could work at an epithet.

"Funny" in a Holocaust kind of way?

I'm not a fan, but I wouldn't call him a "cancer." I do find myself wondering, though, if any show he pitches to Fox ever gets turned down.

I've spent the past 20 years reading about how free internet porn has changed what heteros want and do in the bedroom.

Well, that was a tandem occurrence.

How do you neglect a lizard enough to kill it? Lizards can survive in torpor and without eating for months, sometimes for years.

And then told Kennedy to get out of Southeast Asia (except the Philippines)..

The Bourne Locker

It's no hula-hooping Peter Dinklage, but we'll take it for a weekend.

FLAGGED FOR REASONABLENESS

*Spike Lee tweets Johnnie Cochrane's address*

Kirk Cameron giving your mom a reverse cowboy may be the funniest mental image ever. And that's without even knowing how your mother looks.

*ahem*

I only groom with a dog brush.

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus 's comment had heart, but I'm posting about a football to the groin.

Liquor exchange?

Bah. Craiglist is hosting a Yankee Swap.

My brother once told me he watched the old Rachel Ray show with the sound off. Talk about adding "special sauce."

A cannoli is a sex toy, right?

I was kidding. We'd barely have a language if we didn't use other people's words. Hell, American English has like a thousand terms adapted from Japanese.