The Step on a Rake Park was a real disappointment.

Let's go hunting now / Everybody's learning how / Come on a human safari with me

The Deadliest Game Park

Part of me is very interested in this news.

Every fourth word of dialog is in English.

I'll admit: I can't watch that scene where Candy talks about his wife without getting a lump in my throat.

*pictures the beauty pageant turning into a lesbian make-out*

No snark.

I bet this movie will have a lot of big hits.

Dark. Heavy. Cool.

Seriously? Six (as of now) thumbs down?

Portman is pretty, but she has no vavoom.

Thor? Yeah, from all the thex.

You're a demigod. You have your choice of Scandinavian women. How do you choose Natalie Portman over Kat Dennings?

Nope. Every single thing about the plot, the acting and the effects is terrible.

I'm not a Spielberg fan. His "thing" about the perfection of the American suburban family annoys me.

I walked out of a showing of Jurassic Park in a 99-cent theater.

The NFL would be better without all that football-playing.

Or Bruce Springsteen crotch shots.

Here's a fawning question for James Lipton: "You're 87. How are you not dead?"