Cast Octavia Spencer as the elephant..

"Lido. Whoahhhhh Lido."

*Coco B. Ware pile drives @avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus *

"Is there a sex joke in it?"

Crusrtaceans

As @avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus implied, fucking is very old.

I just want Terry Crews to spoon me while Andre Braugher watches and provides voiceover.

"Tiny Terry" should have been a dick joke.

That's a paddling …

Lemme tell you what I love about old movies.
I get older and they just stay the same age.

Old. Canadian. Kind of a yutz.

That's a brave new comment, @avclub-ff3315df974a82424353d399b7a68c07:disqus .

Phi on pun threads.

Upsilon Pi

*steals @Dikachu:disqus 's εσώρουχα *

Well, Iota … premieres next spring.

Royal We wish.

The only mistake less well known is "Never get into a rhyme war on the A.V. Club!"

Colbie Smulders has small breasts
Some men think those are best
But be under no delusion
Alyson Hannigan is for the choosin'

That's because nobody makes typewriters anymore.