I regret that I only have one ball sack to give for my commenting.

I've commented on this before: I know a woman who went on a single date with Brad Pitt while he was in college. Her description amounts to "smelly, greasy."

12 Monkeys is the only movie I paid to see twice in the movie theater.

*John Paul Jones, two of three Jonas Brothers and Stu Sutcliffe sit by their phones*

*Sting fucks the continent for seven hours*

In this one, Wolverine battles Sam the Sheepdog.

Nah. Just talkin' 'bout shafts that shoot out blades.

Not to mention, he's magnetic: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That was my reaction as well. The real question Ichabod should have asked was "Why are the fielders not hitting the runners with the ball?".

Isn't Orlando Jones the reincarnated "Cicero"?

Wig model

*creeping*

Triple H?

Neighbors4Lyf

Really, just think about this: If I had a dollar for every upvote on one of my comments, I'd have, like, one dollar.

^^^ *says a man who knows firsthand*

@Scrawler2:disqus , you've obviously thought about animated snack food too many times and for far too long.

Yes, yes. Stealth firsties are all a rich tapestry.

That should be "I'm a dick; I'm gonna own that."

Look, if I'm a dick, I'm gonna own that.