Does it matter who plays Quicksilver since the character is covered head to toe in a mutable body suit. Hell, Craig J. Clark could play Quicksilver.

It's a long-pig roast.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus , your comment just got reeeeallll ugly.

The Boning Dead: Solve for XXX

So is just this project dead, or all of evil?

What could make a great film better than sanitizing it for American tastes?

Goblins usually are.

Shutter Island's twist ending was so obvious that it was unnecessary.

*Troy McClure voice*

I want a few weeks' warning on Tim Eric's appearance so I can be sure to not watch.

Look, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus , I may be a lardo and a beardo and an A.V. Club commenter. But I am NOT an A.V. Club commenter!

Fuck all y'all. I love candy corn. A proper serving size is a one-pound bag.

"12 Inches a Male Prostitute" — "Shame" meets "Six Degrees of Separation"

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Not pictured: Zombies, Walking

Abe Vigoda.

*Hanson takes notes*

Wasn't Connery supposed to be an Egyptian mercenary?

I say cast Chow Yun Fat as the 20-something Scotsman.

Bookbinding is murder.