The biggest problem I'm seeing with this is that Leonardo DiCaprio is pure method. He'd insist on being savagely beaten by teenagers and encomafied in the weeks leading up to the start of filming.

At the very least, you could save time in bottle.

My understanding is that the show starred a non-ninja turtle, Matt Dillon's brother and that guy from PCU.

The real star of Trophy Wife is the television remote that allows me to flip away from the show.

Thanks.

Could someone explain this "Bert" joke to me?

Couldn't the writers and director just have encased the radiation bomb in layers of leaden exposition and wooden acting?

I just hope Hirsch can bring the same gravitas to the role of John Belushi as he did to Speed Racer.

Game starting, man. Game starting!

I am measurably stupider for having read the synopsis of this book series. Thanks, Obama!

Wouldn't you if you could?

Does he keep having to clear the same thetans auditing after auditing after auditing ….

Kinky.

It's temperature-dependent. The human testes are like highway expansion joints.

Well, damn! I thought I'd win this gross-out contest by default since no one else would join the fray. I yield to you, good @8402c4301a16c27ccd2aab2e45e58d01:disqus .

"Hunger Games Catching Fire"? You mean like gonorrhea of the mouth?

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You know what's wrong with your comment @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus ?

Loop that, and you have the whole lyrics sheet for Chris Brown's next hit single.

Chris Brown really needs to be jailed for his own protection as much as the protection of others. One day soon, he is going to step to the wrong guy and get himself killed.