"most people would like to know who the fuck you think you are and who
you think Guided By Voices is that you can warrant that kind of asking
price for your fucking drums."

Verizon FIOS, out of the blue, gave me 4 months of free HBO. I wonder if that company is moving toward standard premium channel access, too.

Crystal meth was called "ice" back in the 1980s.

Eider you're willing to drake it, or you're not.

Virginia, the capital of the Confederacy of all places, is poised to become the last bulwark fo sanity in the south. And that's only if we can elect a person as objectionable as Terry McAuliffe as governor come November.

I though Gravity was Open Water with a bigger costuming budget.

As a Newtonian force, gravity is pretty boring. It's sooooo predictable. Like an unchanging law, or something.

Clear plastic term paper binders are murder.

I …

Writing Frightening Verse — Either an H.P. Lovecraft biography or the collected speeches of Sen. Ted Cruz.

Joke's on Youtube. Adblock works on almost every video.

STATION!

Your suggestion that it's okay to laugh again just makes me want to cry.

As a joke on all Americans, Modern Family will sweep every category.

All. All the homoeroticism is involved in this Michael Bay movie.

*Multiple graphic lesbian sex scenes*

Bite your typing fingers. It was the dream team of Brian Kieth, David Keith and a bitching Camaro.

If I were a real dick, I'd also note that as the only black Mainer, Octavia Spencer would the prime suspect in any murder investigation.

Hardcastle and McCormick or I start stabbing

Will it still be set in Cabot Cove, Maine?