Nah. MTV settles for misogyny.

Misguided?

If anyone were to know this for a fact, it'd have to be Buttfuck McGee.

Third base for Kim Kardashian is double anal with no one filming, right?

Big deal. My father got a happy birthday message to his grandsons on the scoreboard at Yankee Stadium. It cost all of $100.

I'll act irrationally, push the panic button and begin flooding Fox executives with email petitions when I damn well feel like it, thank you very much.

Save Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

The A.V. Club

It's not great. And Malin Ackerman lappears to be slowly starving herself to death. That's kind of funny, right?

I'd watch a Cameron Crowe-directed Police Academy reboot.

Not wishing harm specifically, but the world could probably do just fine without Jay Baruchel.

Fox News-supported politicians prefer dead vaginas, as they're easier to regulate and control.

The Five on Fox News is worth watching for completely non-news-related reasons.

"Much like your Mom and your pillowcase full of mini-Snickers bars …"

*In Jean-Ralphio's voice*

Kanye is going for a Molly Hatchet-type thing.

Does "Gravity" have a SAG card?

"Marilyn Manson Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People"

ESCAPE PLAN!

Judging by that screen cap, Carrie's all wet.