Shut up, Amelie. Shamrock Shakes are delicious, and you know it. 

I don't know for sure, but it sounds like your problem might be you're dead-set on transcendence, when you should set your standards lower.

Hey, kid, I remember you posting about your shitty location. Stop apologizing. Everything will be okay. Don't worry! Be happy!

…I was that asshole.

Hell yeah, I was at that Bonnaroo. Great time. And I was young enough that I was making fun of Dillinger back then (can't remember why), but I love them so much now.

Wait… I'm a young'un comparatively, but Tinley Park? What is this?

It's okay. You still made the right choice. Even though Jim Carroll seems like an ass. However, I've seen Patti Smith read on several occassions, and she just seems like such a sweet person. Plus, I've seen her tits once when she performed at Lolla in '07. What I'm saying is I feel like I know her better than I…

Fun fact: That exchange from 'Labyrinth' appeared much earlier in 'The Bachelor and the Bobby-soxer' starring Cary Grant and a teenaged Shirley Temple.

Isn't this the same pig who was first seen squealing with gleeful abandon in the backseat of his friend's mom's car?

Strangers With Candy

Saw this about a month ago at the Siskel Center here in Chicago and loved it. I'm early in recovery, so I thought all the alcohol consumption would really get to me, but I relaxed when I realized they were just gonna drink a shit-ton of beer (I'm not really a beer drinker).

Just saw this. It was really bad.

Oh, oops. I wondered why no one mentioned that @avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus  was commenting again. I'm usually more observant than this.

I thought the latest Walkmen release was Heaven?

They drink it plain because of alcoholism.

They drink it plain because of alcoholism.

Meh, she was always my least favorite character.

Meh, she was always my least favorite character.

Hey, so I could be way off-base, but I'm starting to get the idea that people are really upset about no SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.

Hey, so I could be way off-base, but I'm starting to get the idea that people are really upset about no SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.