I'm willing to accept both of those as "newbies don't have great control yet".

I was thinking of an F-Troop bit that turns out to have been an old vaudeville routine.

How do you make a venetian blind?

So..they didn't just settle on the title, they tried for it?

Matt Saracen knew that Coach's wife's name was not "Mrs. Coach", and yet that happened.

Even if they just call it "I Love the Teens".

There are 26, although the broadcast order makes no sense (Netflix has it as seasons of 11 and 15, but it was clearly intended to be 13/13); seek out the "correct" viewing order somewhere online. No big surprises are ruined in the wrong order, it's just that you keep having to figure out everyone's current…

And one of the many now-written-out characters on The Mindy Project.

Max Brooks, author of (the book) World War Z, also son of Mel.

She was probably in the major guest role list that runs over the first couple of minutes of the episode; it's an annoying system where only the minor guest roles are credited by character name.  (This seems to be true of all dramas, probably a union thing.  Comedies get full character names/actor credits at the end.)

Still not impossible.  Why was the boar dead? Same reason as the pig?  Was crazy lady maybe also coming down with it?

Not only that, but at least one of them looked like he might have been a black man in whiteface.

Go find the Misfits episode with the guy with "lactokinesis".

Um.  That undercuts my crazy thought, which was to notice that it's weird that Coulson goes into action wearing a suit and tie, and then I thought "maybe he doesn't have a full human body under his clothes".  And they mess with his memory so he doesn't realize that he never gets undressed.

Maybe they think it's too similar to MF to put on after it.

This is a lot funnier in October 2013, after the Dexter finale, than it was when you wrote it.

To 4: Plenty of language anachronisms — the two I noticed were "good to go" and "human resources" (which was called "personnel" back then).

(Commenting from the future, where FX has been showing this series 3 times a week, presumably to get into the 1-year window before Coven starts…)

Say "McKinnon as Poehler" and they can do it any old week (but they won't).

Kenan is everywhere, always.  You just have to learn to recognize him.