Sigh. Once more a perfectly good joke is ruined by the existence of sans-serif fonts.

Disney animators same as all other artists everywhere throughout time, news at 11.

People are commenting more under reposted YouTube videos because the comments under reposted Twitters aren't as well designed.

Just for the record, and to get someone on the Internet off the mark:

I blame the drank memes.

For me it's one of two Trek episodes that get to the core of not just what Trek should be but why Trek should be - the other being 'Far Beyond The Stars'.

Now I want someone on the Internet to make a Casablanca poster showing all the male cast members in power poses except for Ingrid Bergman presenting her butt to the camera as she looks coyly back over her shoulder.

I like the bit where they accidentally announced La La Land as the winner when really it was 6079, Smith W.

It was a million-to-one shot, Doc. Million to one.

In the sense that the wookie doesn't get a medal?

You know how in Lysistrata the women stop having sex but don't stop doing everything? Same principle.

At least he's not the second-best priest in Ireland.

Whu? That's like saying an someone should be able to do a good British accent because they'e Amish.

I always get that mixed up with Tyler Perry's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Draculahands Too: Bride of the Madea.

Stewart and Ginger on the sidewalk. Bunyan dropping logs. Stewart, his bag ripping. Shaka when the walls fell.

Better than wind-based alien powers. P-U.

Classically, asparagus goes great with hollandaise sauce. And err on the side of undercooking rather than overcooking, which will be helped if you blanche them.

It does explain why he thinks individual health savings accounts are a good idea, in so much as he thinks that's what insurance is anyway.

If that was the case, wouldn't Wikileaks have some thinking to do about whether it's a good idea to publish leaked information that comes from anonymous sources in case it's furthering a nefarious political agenda?

And people who for some reason have been regarded as on the left just because they hate America.