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CS Clark
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If you didn't like Sense of an Ending then I doubt you would like Flaubert's Parrot as there are a lot of similarities in theme and narrator - although if you are a Francophile that might pull you through. On the other hand, A History of The World in 10½ Chapters is definitely worth your time. England, England is kind

HISTERIA!

I'd like to do a parody of the Season-Long Mystery Genre where after six episodes of nonsensical twists and unearned emotional drama it turns out the Big Mystery is that it's a TV show written by cocaine-addicted writers whose only life experience is watching other Season-Long Myster Shows. One problem with that,

Hans Jagoff?

I know right? It's like when they allowed people to use liberal as a general insult. What an error.

That's McLevy's Law. And McLevy's Law is like McLevy's WoT - longer and more satisying.

Confession: from first hearing the name during coverage of the OJ Trial to the broadcast of The People vs OJ Simpson, I thought Kato Kaelin was a girl.

It's a symbolic post considering Trump will handle all the important duties himself - like Secretary of Lingerie, or Ivanka's husband.

A few might. The rest willl blame Obama's Deep State operatives. Or whatever else they're told to believe that day.

It's so sad. If they hadn't spent the last eight years pretending they gave a flying fuck about increasing the national debt they could have had the tax cuts without worrying about kind of balancing them out.

People who say that something is a shit sandwich aren't saying they don't like bread.

Dunno. Where does he store his emails?

Shut Up Rinse Prybus you COWARD! You are the weakest individual I ever know!

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator, which is often socially impressive.

Alex McLevy has always been at war with Eurasia.

Need healthcare? Sure, we'd love to pay for it but Those People are taking your healthcare dollars and using them to buy new iPhones. Need economic development plans because coal is dead? Sure, love to help, trouble is Those People are out of work because of their own moral turpitude unlike your unemployment which is

Just because it's part of the con doesn't mean it's not real. Do you want to bet that the number of House Republicans who would have voted happily for the ACA if they could legally restrict it to the Right People is zero?

The Trump White House is a terrorist attack on American soil.

Bean? Gorrrrrrn. Such a woody name.

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