And that was the only folly the people of America ever embarked upon. Except for the Popsicle-stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And those endless wars that lead to nowhere.

The prospect of being turned back at the border just because you referred to Trump as Emperor Pissbaby on Twitter does tend to make other holiday destinations seem a bit more amenable.

Maybe they could team up to fight some other kind of alien(s).

The computers are all PC thugs.

There are lies you have to believe in order to justify your own actions. Dodging out of meetings with constituents? Unthinkable, for you, Congressman Freedom Love III. Avoiding paid agitators who might actually be terrorists, or at the very least thugs and bullies and meany-pants? That just demonstrates your…

Hemi and Semi were dropped once it was revealed they were Bi.

Does this mean that all those CIA attempts on Castro were actually for a reality show called America's Dumbest Regicides?

This is just the thing for Elon Musk to have sung by his Elon Musketeers.

None of these is the original The Haunting. What the hell?

I'll have to ask the Last Starfighter.

The leaks are fake! The fakes are leaks!! The facts are coming from inside the house!!!

Meth's a hell of a drug.

Maybe one day it can become as well-respected and influential as Teen Vogue.

Sometimes you have to ally with unsavoury characters in order to reach your strategic goals. For example, Stalin. He didn't refuse Jimmy Fallon's help in crushing the kulaks.

Gregory's Girl.

That's why I might pick Scott PIlgrim over this. Similar but with the added
bonus that they seem to be willing to learn from past mistakes instead
of just trying again.

Valjean and Javert, obviously.

No anium! You're anium!

That's why I'm gonna run to you.