Johnny Castle… wait, does that mean the full title of that movie is Ghost: A Star Wars Story?

It's mildly disturbing, even allowing for the other possibilities of nervousness, laughing-at-not-with and hired goons. It will still be preferable to the ones in which the only press response is *audible intake of breath*.

He does have all the cybers.

Wait, he's called PewDiePie? All this time I've been calling him PewPewDie!

It makes him feel uncomfortable.

Fun Fact: Isaiah 22:13 was actually sponsored content for an ancient Hebrew beer called Burning Busch.

The truly scary thing is the number of people who would hear that and say 'You see, he endorsed the [X]-state solution' because they can only make out the bits they want to believe.

You would have thought someone who finds it laughable that they could ever influence another person would decline invitations to share their views.

How is the man who boasted about stabbing someone in ninth grade the least evil member of Trump's cabinet? I mean he is, but how did that happen?

The GOP mutated into the Bene Tleilax so swiftly I almost didn't notice.

And they conveniently ignore the things he did when it doesn't fit their own modern-day prejudices e.g. in wanting to start a war with Iran they ignore that he sold arms to Iran.

He looks like Exhibit F from Texas v. Johnson.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING PHONES!

I had a Nokia fliphone that had its back and battery held in place with Blu-Tack for three years and I didn't have to charge it more than once a month. Of course, I probably only made one call a month on it, but still.

It's a valid parenting technique - if you misbehave you get the feature phone.

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

And add 'Radio 4' inbetween 'McEwan' and 'adaptation'.

I'm not sure if it comes under the heading of personal gain but Amanda Palmer?

You signed an agreement that you wouldn't take part in any Joel vs. Mike online flame wars? Isn't that against the 1st Amendment? Also 5th, 8th, 14th, 15th and 26th.

I'll always remember Omarosa Manigault for secretly recording a meeting with a journalist and then letting other journalists listen to select parts of the tape in order to prove her version of events, the one where she didn't threaten someone with the knowledge that the White House was keeping a dossier on them, was…