Halloween 4: Field of Screams

We could avoid forced sterilization if we convince them that it's more manly to skip forced Pasteurization.

There'll always be milk.

So… Metallica in a major key is basically Queen?

We had plenty of prolier-than-thou both sides are the same fauxgressives mouthing off about how Obama was a corporate sellout shill neoliberal in the last eight years as well. Who can say which is more to blame, the style of political advocacy that involves humour or the style of political advocacy that involves not…

The president likes maps. Put it in map form.

That's because the only true pleasure he gets from life is that brief moment when his hands are locked in place with another man's hands, at the precise point where he is unsure if his hand is the normal size one or the one with stubby babyfingers.

Counterpoint: He likes firing people because it proves how tough and clever he is and has no long-term memory, shame or understanding that other human beings are autonomous entities which might balance the immediate satisfaction he takes.

No, because this week I learned that the President likes maps.

How does he feel about vaccinations?

The New Avengers? Of course, it was a British TV show so each season was 37 minutes long. And half of the runtime was essentially just product placement for Aberystwyth Gravel, Pebbles and Related Aggregates Ltd.

Potty mouth? That gives me an idea…

It shouldn't be surprising that Batman swerves between darkness and light given that his greatest foe is a literal murderclown.

WE WERE JUST IN COURT! IF WE WERE ANY LESS JUST IN COURT WE WOULD STILL BE IN COURT!

He calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data.

Girl with a Pearl Earring 2: Girl with a Pearl Necklace

Taken down? Leaks? It was good old-fashioned investigative reporting linked back to an old Sunday Telegraph article. It's not like the Russians hacked Fillon's quiche recipe.

Was this the thing were they made out that they had information on Marcon that was top secret and damaging because it was in one of the DNC emails, even though the same info was also available on Wikipedia?

Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

And The Rock Cried Out, Yo Headey And The Guy From Spaced