When rimjobs go bad…

This concept that Twitter users invented the English language is absurd.

And the week will end with Donald Trump going in Mike Pence's butt for a while, to establish dominance.

Much that was called religion has carried an unconscious attitude of hostility toward life. True religion must teach that life is filled with joys pleasing to the eye of God, that knowledge without action is empty. All men must see that the teaching of religion by rules and rote is largely a hoax. The proper teaching…

And so unnecessary given that there had been and would be instances of double-casting that didn't need any explanation. Nobody said to Spock how weird it was that his dad looked like that Romulan they blew up, or said to Koloth that he reminded them of an omnipotent man-child, or tried to figure out the sinister…

Thankfully Disqus is doing its best to help by forcing me to get off the Internet.

"If we stop using the number zero we can cut the deficit from $500000000000 to $5!"

I prefer the work of Atom Egoyan's sister, Monad Egoyan.

Hey look - building code is under fire!

I actually liked the bit where she Goth-struts.

You have to remember that the few remaining Sanders supporters who truly think that are also the ones who think that Obama, to quote Cornel West, is a Republican in blackface.

It would mean his choice of VP might not be the biggest story of the day.

How are you going to be able to replace teachers with MOOCs if you don't give each child a laptop?

The problem isn't people who think porn can have negative effects, it's people who think actual sex education is pornography.

I honestly thought it was a little wooden the first time around.

Well that's just crazy. Why would I listen to a man who just rents his aircraft?

It's a big plane! It's not like Obama would get interrupted in the middle of the call by Cruz asking him if he could finish off his peanuts.

If individual union members think that a Republican president filling up the Supreme Court is going to help them with all the Right to Work legislation challenges then they are dumber than a sackful of hammers made in China.

To be fair, Foreign Secretary is basically a fancy name for Official Liar. And he's proven he can do that. Plus all the real important stuff is done by the PM these days thanks to these new-fangled telemaphone wotsits. And plus, May had to give one of the Big Three to a Brexiter.

But what if they did it the other way round…