I suppose you've forgotten the live Telex Empire of the Petal Throne session that Joseph Heller ran in 1979!

God bless you son. You're doing the Lord's work.

What a waste of a perfect excuse to animate a Paranoia game.

Emma Stone.

— Michael Gove

Is TB played by Stephen Fry, Tom Baker or Brian Blessed? Because there's literally many people who would like that. Not me, but people.

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Having your kids broken down bit by bit into smaller, sharper pieces suitable for arrowheads and awls is one of a parent's greatest fears.

I remember that it was very annoying when the library had run out of Asterixes and I was forced to resort to Tintinning.

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It's ok to like the song as long as you belittle her looks, or imply that she's a fake Star Trek fan. Or say that all Star Trek fans are nerds. Basically, just make sure your brief moment of positivity is outweighed by hate and you will be fine on the Internet.

Rhianna likes Star Trek, Beyonce likes Battlestar Galactica. But only the original series, not the reboot.

That was a weird episode of Fox & Friends.

Trust her. She knows what she's doing.

Are you on your way back from a bat'leth tournament? Have you recently been surprised that you married Marina Sirtis when you weren't looking? Do you look like a scrotum that lost a fight with a different, uglier scrotum?

He won a plurality of actual members and would have easily won a majority of members on the second ballot (it being a multi-round STV system) if he hadn't won on the first. And most registered supporters were serious about him and were not trolling. He had plenty of union support and would have won without the…

Much like the Prime Directive, in other words.

Down these mean aisles a man must go who is not himself mean.

None of my cat friends are on Facebook. Although several of them do write for the New York Times.

Given what news media is like these days (present company excepted) I can't tell if this means more or fewer cat pictures.