What, no Decemberween?

I'd wager there's some pseudo-random nonsense that makes certain number/month combos pop up more than others. Plus, who is going to have the cojones to make their fake holiday be on the same day as a popular real one? Even Festivus is December 23rd.

I keep getting Secret Service investigations mixed up with coked-up toga parties. Although, to be fair, so does the Secret Service.

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I meant started off as semi-serious and focused on very specific things which are far from mainstream concerns and, a few years and several scandals later, leading in the polls.

Hired goons?

Is it that surprising that a word meaning 'the dropping off of dead tissue from living flesh' is the collective noun for zombie movies?

True, but I think it's also in the films that are ruined through constant overquoting by insecure freshmen.

It should just be shows for children, like Dani's Castle, Horrible Histories or a third show that is ostensibly for adults but adding it here to the end of this list of three would insinuate that it's actually quite childish and thus would be an amusing slight against the show in question.

And Midnight's Children.

One of the reasons people end up thinking of the older classics with a question like this is that the sheer unexpectedness of something unfamiliar being so funny gives it extra points, familiarity breeding contempt and all that.

Awww. I was hoping that was going to be about the early life of Alexander Pope, the poet from the olden days.

Yes, Animal Crackers is even better.

Yeah, compared to Reed Richards, Rick Sanchez is… well he's still pretty bad actually.

It's a bit of a cheat, being very much the film of the play, but Arsenic and Old Lace. CHAAAAARRRGGE!

My bone! It's rare, it's precious!

The Coalition itself in Australia is a fascinating example of how cries for third parties and/or more more open parliaments are often missing the point - that even if you don't have two parties that are broad but more or less permanent coalitions in themselves you'll have multiple parties that in theory are separate,…

Wouldn't he have to post the same comment twice, the second time a little louder and introduced comme ca: "YES IT IS! YES IT IS! In recent months, there has been a heavy focus in this section of the site on the American presidential election, there has…"

I swear I thought at first the headline said Beverly Hillbillies and couldn't figure out what tailpipes had to do with it.

He could play The Leader without any forehead prosthetics.