I'm saying, if Star Trek is 900 hours of art, why reduce it to comparing 30 hours of art?

I don't know if !ShatnerKirk would defeat !PineKirk with a weird wrestling move, a stupid logic puzzle or by seducing him but I do know he would win. Also, he would do it by seducing him.

Leaving aside the fact that you are wrong, you can't considerate a franchise as its films alone when there's nearly 30 seasons of TV.

It can be two things.

According to my daughter, since there is an infinity of numbers everything is a potential number, including 'cupcake'. So yes?

I can deal with aliens, shapeshifting, flight, superstrength, telepathy and feminism but I don't know if my fragile little mind can deal with the concept of multiple dead-tree media empires.

Whenever someone talks about a female superhero with big cans I just assume they mean Ma Hunkel.

"If your order isn't available at the tit window, drive round to the cock window."

Nice deep cut.

If there's one good thing that will come out of this election cycle (ok, two, glass ceiling, yada-yada-yada) it's that it has provided us with memes that will keep us warm for years. That's one of them. Although nothing will ever beat Sad! Sad!

By which you mean Streaky the Supercat?

Snapper Carr! Yay!

Give them a week at least. They're no more mental than anybody who's in the middle of a bad breakup.

See this egg? This is your brain.

I'm pretty sure 'I don't know if it's true or not' is code for 'I don't care if it's true or not.'

Aww damn.

What's more revolutionary than believing that President Obama is an evil, corrupt reverse vampire?

THIS IS A FAKE KILLARY CONINTELPRO FALS_FLAG OP. EVERYONE KNOWS BRUCE CAMPBELL CAN'T TWEET BECOZ HE HAS A CHAINSAW HAND

My daughter had already seen a lot of Supes in animated Justice League etc., so she was really pissed with the world in general and me in particular that Pa Kent dies in the film.

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