I have this guy who's a hater of CS Clark, a hater, he's a hater. His name is Reeepostèd Lt. Broccohlee Com-mentz. He happens to be, we believe, some kind of account on the AV Club. Which is fine, we're fine with that. And he's totally biased. I'm building a holodeck and he's making negative comment after negative…

Remember when Bernie Sanders' campaign was about ideas and policies and principles? And now, apparently, it's #BERNGHAZI!

Awww, now I feel really bad. My arms aren't wide enough to hug all of them.

You don't want to take any chances. When was the last time that the person who won the California primary didn't go on to be confirmed as the nominee?

High Fidelity

Tronno, ike N'awlins, Lunnen, Embra or Shiblith-Sur-Mer.

There's Zoids in Spaced Invaders. You should probably just watch that.

What about things like Batman where it goes between the two extremes so fast he may as well be in some kind of deathtrap set by Yo-Yo Man*? You can't seriously suggest that the Zort! Narf! of the original TV show was a natural progression from his origins but that it didn't work out when they turned him back into…

What do you call it when a parody of the manner in which pop culture for children is reimagined as dark and edgy in an awful, soul-destroying way is indistinguishable from an actual awful, soul-destroying dark and edgy reimagination?

I know it's Japanese-American, but Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters. Also The Happiness of the Katakuris is reliably insane in the best Japanese manner.

Believe it or not
I've kidnapped this actress
I never thought I would have Scully
In my basement, with a dirty mattress
Who has the padlock key?
Believe it or not, it's just me

You could just read The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul and then you woud have the basic idea without the same actual plot.

Receding hairline?

Dana's fridge was an inside job!

So the lesson for the MRA types will be to KEEP THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS SHUT? So that, in the future, when such a film with women in the lead roles and whatnot fails it doesn't have an excuse? I call that win-win.

Well, I’m here tonight to rap about your rights
Cause right now you’re in trouble
Don’t have to say nothing at all, you all got two calls
And you’d better make ‘em on the double

Where are all the boy ponies? Only boy pony (Big Mac) does all the work! Bad lesson for the kids. Sad!

I'm looking forwards to the bit where she punches the bad guy, but it doesn't hurt, and then he taunts her so she manages to punch the bad guy even harder and it hurts and she wins.

How Blue Was My Wagner

I'll tell you later. I, uh, need a little private time.