I think Kiran Shah's a little old to play Andre the Giant.

Great Job, Internet: Watch a mash-up of the original Andre the Giant and the Actor who played him in the biopic two years ago singing a duet, as prepared for a broadcast network TV show

Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

Also, people who can't hear the name 'Bing Bong' without mentally adding "I'm an archer, and such."

Haven't you heard of Hollywood and Vine?

On the plus side, any time you do an exceptionally loud, reverberating fart you can claim you were actually performing the latest Zimmerman.

Like that episode of The Real Ghostbusters where the Real Ghostbusters met the other real Ghostbusters?

Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

X-Men: A Suspiciously Large Number Of Feet Behind Rocks

They told him the wrong dates. He thinks he's been 24-hours late for each one so far. Nobody tell.

1) What you don’t see is always scarier than what you do

Chhhhhoooooo-aksa!

"said the ex-staffer, remaining anonymous for fear of retribution"

I'm pretty sure one of the states just passed a law banning abortions taking place within 200 nautical miles of a miniature American flag.

#BakulaLivesMatter

If you look at what the Harry Potter actors say, they gave huge credit to their co-stars for both teaching them and never patronising them.

What does

Encore un moment!

Of all the BLANKS in the world, you're the BLANKIEST.

Apartment 3-G?