Every year I drive out to Cape Cod for the last part of June
Leave the city by 10, then you're there in the late afternoon
On the way, there's a village called Marion that you pass through
The first time I approached it,
I'll always remember the sign that came into view

It said: "Entering Marion"
And I thought, "What a fun…

With his warnings about the military-industrial complex, he'd be up there with Alinsky as a boogey-man.

Only for some UK speakers with excessive dipthongs and/or non-rhotic, so carry on with the Marion.

There was a lot wrong in the 50s, but ironically much of what was right - high wages, strong unions, higher taxes on the rich - would be criticised today as socialism.

Sunday, Monday, CancerAids
Tuesday, Wednesday, CancerAids
Thursday, Friday, CancerAids
Saturday, what a day
CancerAids just for you…

Half of the story that I had concocted came from 'Do You Want To Build A Snowman?'

If "a Piers Morgan cameo; a man being electrocuted with a cattle prod stuck in his mouth" is actually two descriptions of the same thing, I'm going to see this twice.

Are you getting this from history textbooks, or from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Yeah, but the theme of that film was hos before bros.

You can feed the man-cub after midnight and get him wet, that's why.

I'm assuming there are at least some dead neo-Nazis - isn't that good enough?

I'm glad we've finally found the reason racism, transphobia and sexism prevail. And it's just one guy! You get the tar, I'll get the feathers.

I had listened, or at least been forced to listen to, that soundtrack about a kerjillion times before I finally saw Frozen on DVD, and I had managed to avoid knowing what the plot was, so I had created a story just based on the songs. I don't particularly dislike the film, but my head-version was much, much better.

Snow White. The animation may have been ground-breaking at the time but it's now in the next valley over from Uncanny, the bit where she enslaves animals to do her work for her is really disturbing, and chasing an old woman over a cliff is no way to end a children's film. Plus the gender roles are so out-of-date I'm…

If Doug Jones became Dog Jones, he might get the lead more often.

Here's your headline boys: Slick Wannabe-Kubrick Says No To Quick Dick Pic

One based around nicknames for clitorises? I thought @RepostedTeletubbiesQuotes had that covered.

Parker Posey as Peter Parker's perished parent, Posey Parker.

So this is what he meant by "This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime!"

And you should let sleeping cobras lie.