Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true.

It's a shame the high-quality production values of this video didn't extend to finding a narrator whose voice has broken.

See that would just be too much like hard work for me. I just want a small plot of land that I can raise a shrimp to ride about on all day without worrying about putting my shrimp out to stud. And maybe some krill for the kids.

No matter where you live, the back of a truck in a parking lot is always a great place to pick up a case of crabs.

Are you saying that despite the undeniable grossness of anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction I shouldn't drill medical holes in people's heads even if they ask me to unless I read a book first? I thought this was America.

Really? I guess that explains why I hate stories with a twist at the end.

I liked Earth One Superman, couldn't really see the point of Earth One Batman. I don't think there's anything wrong with doing another version of either character that is different but isn't What if… radically different, but I didn't think the latter did anything interesting with that.

If you know a better way of getting healthy than finding the healthiest human beings you know, and eating them, I'd like to hear it.

Oh yes, I'm always doing salt shots to cleanse my body.

Meat comes from cows, cows eat grass, grass grows in dirt. This just cuts out the middleman. And the middlecow and middleplant.

Luke-warm Fudd, to be precise.

There is something beautiful about owning a book that is so totally foxed up that no human eyes can ever read it again but which can't be thrown away because it is so loved.

What about the people who write novels based on tabletop RPG campaigns, like Raymond Feist or Joyce Carol Oates?

Well piano lessons can be a time-sink.

Why is a spiffily-dressed Bernie Sanders yelling at a pair of preppy rent boys? The article doesn't make it clear. I assume.

And worked with Shane Meadows on This is England, which puts a usefully different twist on the background of someone adapting a book about twee whatnots.

Look, they can read press releases or they can repost the best bits from a twelve-day-old Twitter account, but not both.

Fantastic cast in the service of something unadaptable.

When you say 'lifting in the polls' you do realise that he's actually the most reviled front-runner ever?