Journalists decide private joke is monetizable

Hold your tongue.

Impure blood, to be precise.

Oh you and your 20th century thinking. Nobody's going to be so barbaric as to make them wear armbands. As if, Luddite.

I have a bad feeling about this.

If you're going to find out about stuff like this, it's better to find out about it with people you care about who think in, more or less, the same way you do. And who aren't, by and large, arseholes.

What, spend more than two seconds to make up our minds? What kind of crazy talk is that?

It's like Uber for non-viable foetuses.

Ahahaha! Like you can fire someone whose job hasn't meaningfully existed since the previous millenium!

You know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers

Oh I say! Bravo!

Maybe he should save it for sweeps.

"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
-Ted Cruz's Secretary of Health and Human Service being sworn in.

I LIKE BIKEKIKE!

In fiction? It accurately shows how even the most truly righteous tend to side with those that are on their team against outsiders.

Quit yer yammerin'

It can be two things! It really, really, really shouldn't but it can, especially if it's a reality show on TLC.

What if he was really good at gardening?

You know who else wasn't the lead singer from Korn? Baby Hitler.

They were hermetically sealed for the acoustics!